doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She's the barista slut.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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