Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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