I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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