it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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