I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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