Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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