I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She said her name was "party"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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