haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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