a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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