that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
