Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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