I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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