I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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