I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
