I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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