You surviving the open bar?
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I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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