barbara walters just said penis...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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