why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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