I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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