I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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