Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think my moral compass just broke
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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