I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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