I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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