my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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