1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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