It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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