Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
