Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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