It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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