So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Randomize
