nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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