Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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