She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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