He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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