Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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