wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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