Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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