theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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