Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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