Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you had me at cake vodka
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
that may or may not have been my penis.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
