we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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