how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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