Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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