i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
As shirtless as possible
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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