what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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