so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Randomize