you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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