oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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