Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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