Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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