once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
