When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
