Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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