i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
wow bdsm is so cute
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