is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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