I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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