Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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